Nick Nadel

Girls named Valerie get the best songs, Exhibit B, part four. Seriously, this song is the new “Hallelujah.”

Girls named Valerie get the best songs, Exhibit H. Valerie is a real heartbreaker.

Girls named Valerie get the best songs, Exhibit B part three. This song is approaching “Hallelujah” levels of coverage.

Girls named Valerie get the best songs. Exhibit G. (Surprised no one has covered this one. It’s no “Harden My Heart,” but still a great song.)

Girls named Valerie get the best songs. Exhibit F. (Thanks to Darrin and Becca.)

Girls named Valerie get the best songs, Eurodance edition. Thanks to Lynn.

Girls named Valerie get the best songs. Exhibit E. (Thanks to Noah.)

Girls named Valerie (or Valleri) get the best songs. Exhibit D. Thanks to BPMFD. (Bonus points for the creepy clown at the beginning.)

Girls named Valerie get the best songs. Exhibit C. (Well, maybe Exhibit B part two.)

Girls named Valerie get the best songs. Exhibit B.